Olid odorivector's opuscle...

Evil vampire spotted in Northern England. Blood-sucking lying slimeball, returning to old haunts, appears before terrified locals.

The King of Vacuous two-faced Teflon Tony himself calls the opposition vacuous...oh the irony...and guess who he called vacuous a little over 18 months ago? Yep, the very person he is praising today. Crash Gordon. What a tosser.

"Spare us election sermons from the man who corrupted and degraded British politics". [Oborne]. Hear, hear.