miércoles, 30 de junio de 2010

Officially over...


I hope you haven't got many of these tucked away, or at least not suitcases full: as of tomorrow the £20 'Elgar' note will no longer be legal tender, "The removal of Elgar from the £20 note brings to an end the representation of the arts on any English banknote, and has been greeted with dismay by some in the arts world" [Link]. Don't panic just yet: Andrew Bailey of the Bank of England says:
"For several months from the end of June most banks, building societies and Post Offices should accept Elgar £20 notes for deposit to customer accounts and for other customer transactions, although the choice to exchange the notes rests with each institution."
(My emphasis)

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martes, 29 de junio de 2010

Orde's order odure...


Is Sir Hugh Orde, president of the Association of Chief Police Officers, a bleeding stump? Thanks to 'It doesn't add up', commenting HERE, for posting the link to John Redwood:
"Only in the public sector is an increase a cut. The current debate over public spending is bogged down in the parade of the bleeding stumps..."
Orde, he of the secretive, controversial and unaccountable super-quango, is claiming that it was "misleading in the extreme" to claim that current police numbers are "sustainable" in the face of proposed cuts but with no detail of those cuts he is clearly just staking a claim, getting his defence in early etc. A bleeding stump. The Home Secretary Theresa May told the same conference she would be "ruthless in cutting out waste, streamlining structures and improving efficiency" but that the 'cuts' amounted to a spending freeze or a reduction of only 1% or 2% (link through image to BBC).

Looking at the graph (or look up the numbers) it is clear about one thing: over the last decade and a half, police officer numbers have risen by about 10%; civilian staff have risen by about 50%. So...there are loads more police officers AND loads more civilian staff doing the backroom work: fine, dandy, great news; so, if you ask anyone if they've seen an officer on the beat and/or the last time they saw an officer on the beat: know what? No, I'm not going to tell you that they'll say no: they'll say yes! And what's more they tell you exactly where and when because it such a rare thing! So where are they all hiding? Who knows, you know Hugh?

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lunes, 28 de junio de 2010

Orinoco oligophrenia...


The feeblemindedness (oligophrenia) is staggering; a bit like the size of the mountains of food now going rotten. Less than four weeks ago the Venezuelan "Minister for Food" denied that 30,000 tons of food had decomposed; now a total of more than four times that amount has been discovered in various sites throughout the country. Chavez has been declaring 'economic war' on 'capitalist' retailers and blaming them for rising food prices; however, what began with a government investigation with the Bolivarian Intelligence Service searching for missing commodities in Venezuela's chief port Puerto Cabello, ended with them 'uncovering the stink of several containers'; since then more and more rotten and out-of-date food is being discovered all over the country. Click on image for "A Scandal Hard To Hide": diagram of locations, dates and weights etc plus an indication of the size of the problem! More on Venezuela's "Agricultural Collapse" at El Universal (Spanish); synopsis from The Devil's Excrement.
Up to 2003, Venezuela was self-sufficient in meat, importing about 1% of its needs, but then the Chavez administration began regulating prices and local producers could not compete with the cheap Government imports.
Venezuela now imports 50% of it's meat and this is related in a way to the local butcher's woes reported in the 'economic wars' link above. Anyway, as someone who worked for several years in that industry I find this fact astounding, and sad.

Photo credit: Yunior Lugo

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domingo, 27 de junio de 2010

On oeuf!...


Eff oeuf EU! Or as the old joke says: un oeuf is un oeuf! Just when you think they should keep their heads down EU bureaucrats just keep on making sure we know that they're wasting time, wasting money and a waste of fucking space. "British shoppers are to be banned from buying eggs by the dozen under new regulations approved by the European Parliament." Andrew Opie, food director of the British Retail Consortium, will ask Government Ministers to press for the decision to be reversed. "Adam Leyland, editor of The Grocer trade magazine, said: 'You couldn't make it up, could you? It would be funny if it were an April Fool's joke. But it's not and it will potentially cost the industry millions, while confusing customers no end."

Source: This Is Money Hat-tip: Iain Dale Photo credit: Sarah Klockars-Clauser

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Original orbs...


Original orbs: from Tiento in 1930 to Jabulani in 2010: the original World Cup balls.

Re that game just on - you know the one - England's heaviest defeat ever in the WC finals. Outpaced. Outpassed. Outclassed (thanks to ehaines). The least said the better but it's my fault: after 30 minutes of torture, two German goals and no English defence to speak of I turned the TV off in disgust but also - in my own psycho-paranoid-warped world - to make sure we scored; it always seems to work. Then I heard the radio outside reporting that England had scored a second goal, I tried to resist but couldn't...so I put the visual back on...from that minute England were doomed. The second half was like the first 30 minutes. England were playing well at 2-1 (so, at at least for a full minute) and they got the second but that 2nd goal being disallowed did two things: first, it didn't deflate the German side (imagine, knowing they should be four up [at least] and being pegged back at 2-2) England in the ascendancy, adrenalin high, on a roll; second, it was the English that were deflated. How can the whole stadium see a goal but not the officials? Anyway, England looked like losers and I hope the team - and not the linesman, nor the ref, nor the manager - gets all the stick they deserve...but what a fucking awful descision.

Moving on, we need a laugh: 'Send Them Victorious: England's Path To Glory 2006-2010' by David Stubbs. "A series of England match reports written by "biased but fair" jingoistic Boer War veteran The Wing Commander, it gives both the Fourth Estate and the players they overhype a right old shoeing, and is pretty much the funniest book about football ever written. Here's a tinder-dry snippet from an England-Germany report:"
"It is no exaggeration, but rather an imaginative simile, to compare this game to World War II – World War II, that is, minus the participation of Churchill, Field Marshall Montgomery, Adolf Hitler, Herman Goering, and Douglas Bader, who like our own Frank Lampard, suffered from the handicap of not being able to use his legs in any effective way."
Hat-tip: Scott Murray at the Guardian's World Cup coverage.

Another earlier snippet at The Sabotage Times.

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sábado, 26 de junio de 2010

Oberhausen octopus odds-on outcome...


Update 4: World Cup final predicted: Spain vs.The Netherlands.

Update 3: Spain vs. Germany octopus update HERE.

Update 2: more recent Germany vs. Argentina oracle octopus update: HERE

Bad news for England football fans...or is it? Paul (haha), an octopus at Oberhausen Sea Life Aquarium has predicted a win for Germany in tomorrow's World Cup match: that might sound silly but "psychic" pulpo Paul is now a national celebrity and has a reasonable record: three out of three so far this world cup and four of the six games at the 2008 Euro Championship. That to me highlights one thing: he's due for a wrong prediction and, as he was born in the UK, no doubt he's making sure he keeps his owners happy whilst really hoping for an England win.

P.S. Anyone betting on the games so far would be squids in...taxi!

Update: England were well and truly stuffed.

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Opus origins, obedience...


Today marks the 35th anniversary of the death of 'the most recently deceased Saint': Josemaría Escrivá, founder of Opus Dei. Forgive my cynicism but he was probably made a saint purely out of gratitude that he kept up the Catholic Church's 'way of God' popularity by maintaining that "ordinary human life is a path to sanctity", or by 'Finding God in daily life' (*see below). And by empathising with those he spoke to, being enthusiastic and, in the words of John L. Allen, "his effervescence, his keen sense of humor. He cracks jokes, makes faces, roams the stage, and generally leaves his audience in stitches in off-the-cuff responses to questions from people in the crowd"...bit of showmanship then? Bit of pathos? Well, all that and blind obedience. Opus Dei has a dubious histroy in politics and is not without it's critics:
"Early Opus Dei flourished in the atmosphere of religious fervor within the winning side of the Spanish Civil War. Its founder, Josemaría Escrivá de Balaguer, was a strong supporter of the "Crusade" as the Spanish bishops labeled the war."
The reason that this year may be different is that hopefully we will finally see the release of There Be Dragons, starring amongst others the lovely Olga, which of course means that even if the film is crap (though I doubt it), I won't care; hey, with that attitude I could be in OD!

* What I mean is that the Catholic Church would always be grateful to anyone for 'normalising' their religion. Decades and decades of scientific advances go hand in hand with falling numbers of church members so anyone that convinces others that all the simple, daily things (a falling leaf, a new flower, being with friends, a drop of rain, cooking a meal blah, blah, blah) are really God's work must be a saint, right? OK, I'm waffling now but a simple anedote of how warped all this shite is - to me - was a church in Ecuador with a small chapel inside with those gawky bright coloured murals with an eye in a star with the painted 'rays shining down', dedicated to God because he had saved the village by sending them the cure...of a raging plague that had lasted weeks and killed most of them. Nice.

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miércoles, 23 de junio de 2010

Outstanding ovation...


LOL! Basketball at Wimbledon, I think. American John Isner and Frenchman Nicolas Mahut have just got probably the best ovation ever heard on Court 18...or on most of the other courts! Clearly, judging by the fact that this match will go into it's third day (how many times do you say that about tennis?) they don't want to leave the courts...they "tore up the record books at Wimbledon as their epic first-round contest became the longest in tennis history".[BBC]
"The match was locked at 59-59 in the final set after 10 hours of play when it was suspended because of bad light."
FFS!
Update: Thursday 4:50pm:  John Isner finally brings it to an end by winning: 6-4, 3-6, 6-7, 7-6, 70-68 (one for the pub quizzes). Not sure John will be up for further rounds...or either of them up for doubles or mixed doubles if they had them planned!

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Orange orator...


Not the orange bookers (although they fit quite nicely in the Coalition) but Cameron's healthy hue: as Benedict Brogan comments today on yet another good performance by David Cameron at Prime Ministers Questions. "Two things struck me about PMQs earlier. First was David Cameron's colouring."
"It was not quite orange, but he stood out from those around him with a complexion that was certainly healthy but somehow didn’t quite match the life of long hours and office meetings that must be his lot these days. Has he been sailing on the quiet? Gardening?".
Well I hope it isn't from a tanning salon (can you imagine the comments?). Talking of brownstuff, elsewhere, Brown (STILL missing!) buddy and bean-counter ex-chancellor Alistair Darling seems in two minds about Osborne's generally well-received budget (hat-tip Conservative Home); I suspect he he grudgingly approves of most of it but can't bring himself to say it; and what he does say reveals a lot: he says, on the BBC's Today this morning, that the budget was "not pain free" (weakly confirming what Osborne and others have been saying for ages!) and he says that if the government "gets it wrong" then the "consequences could be dire for many people and businesses." note the "IF"...also "I just wonder whether they'll be able to deliver some of this stuff"...again, he is not directly decrying the "stuff". Interesting.

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domingo, 20 de junio de 2010

Outing obscenities II...


OK, I'm 10 days late with this but better late than never! Via Gavin (why didn't you give me a heads-up?), Toque says:
"No prizes for guessing the only country at the World Cup without its own government, national public holiday and national anthem..."
Table posted at from Campaign for an English Parliament HERE.

Let's just repeat that for visitors who may not be aware: ENGLAND has no national public holiday, no government and no national anthem; to be honest this is a fucking disgrace - an obscenity - and quite obviously it isn't the first time it's been the case at a World Cup: can anyone (a football anorak for example) tell me what happened when both England and Scotland were at the finals?

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Outing obscenities...


Well I thought the England camp was in bad shape after blaming their crap performance on boredom (to allow a quickie with the WAGS no doubt...and tonight will have an emergency meeting where they have been encouraged "to air their grievances"), and the Spanish losing to Switzerland, and after the German's lost (LOL!) and New Zealand held Italy (ROFL!) we hear the French camp is in absolute turmoil: Anelka ousted, team refusing to train, insults leaked to L'equipe, traitors, moles, team director quits and will go home: Evra the captain "was furious after someone from within the France camp leaked the Anelka story to L'Equipe, with the striker telling Domenech "go screw yourself, dirty son of a whore". ...Oh la la!

P.S. So, if other World Cups are anything to go by we should see a Germany vs. Italy final then?

P.P.S. Great quote from that WAG link: "Jessica was Miss Bolivia 2007, and we all know that Miss *Insert Country* equates to future Footballer WAG."...hehehe

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Observer's online overview...


John Naughton is an Open University professor of the public understanding of technology; he has written a in today's Observer: "The internet: Everything you ever need to know"...(almost). Well worth a few minutes of your time.

Key points: 1. Taking a long term view, John writes an example of 'a thought experiment' (not entirely applicable due to modern universal education - amongst other things - but certainly relevant in that it gets the point across!) about what the long-term impact of the Internet will be. "The honest answer is that we simply don't know." 2. sounds obvious but 'the Web isn't the Net' (Of course there's more to it than that but I don't want to copy paste the whole thing here!). 3. How is it all moving forward so rapidly: mainly due to the two simple but effective propositions of the Internet's early architects (a) there should be no central ownership or control and (b) the network should not be built round the necessities of any particular application. 4. Think ecosystem not analytical framework. 5. It's complex, get used to it. 6. "Cloud computing": a transition from the PC really being the computer to the network being the computer: that sounds wierd but makes perfect sense and is perfectly true. 7. The web is changing...keep up media people! 8. Our bookends: a reference to Neil Postman - he of 'Amusing Ourselves to Death' fame (about TV) - "one of the 20th century's most perceptive critics of technology" and his prediction that the insights of Aldous Huxley and George Orwell would bracket our future "like a pair of bookends": the former believed that we would be destroyed by the things we love; the latter thought we would be destroyed by the things we fear. 9. Current copyright laws are out of touch (and the legislators/politicians) so much so that 'they are falling into disrepute'. 10. the postscript: is there is a "truth" about the internet? What are the long-term implications?
"...the only rational answer is the one famously given by Mao Zedong's foreign minister, Zhou Enlai, when asked about the significance of the French Revolution: "It's too early to say."

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sábado, 19 de junio de 2010

Opinions on Obama...


...and they're not good. 'Now They Tell Us' says Mark Steyn on his website today, commenting on Mort Zuckerman's opinion piece in U.S. News: "World Sees Obama As Incompetent And Amateur". Zuckerman's is a long, interesting and detailed article - although most of it isn't new, recapping on various Obama actions - and Steyn picks out one sentence that sums it up: "The end result is that a critical mass of influential people in world affairs who once held high hopes for the president have begun to wonder whether they misjudged the man." I would pick out another:
"America right now appears to be unreliable to traditional friends, compliant to rivals, and weak to enemies. One renowned Asian leader stated recently at a private dinner in the United States, 'We in Asia are convinced that Obama is not strong enough to confront his opponents, but we fear that he is not strong enough to support his friends.'"
Steyn's own piece is just as interesting although far funnier! About 'The Medicority of Hope': "Only the mediocre are always at their best." (Jean Giraudoux), "Can Obama plug leak in his support?" [OCRegister] Very amusing and basically summing up just how disappointing - and parataxic - Obama is being (funnily enough that's something I always thought about Blair). More interesting however, is the 'call to arms' Steyn gives in his final paragraph:
"Memo to Secretary Rodham Clinton: Do you find yourself of a quiet evening with a strange craving for chicken dinners and county fairs in Iowa and New Hampshire, maybe next summer?...

..."It Takes A Spillage."

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Office oil...


LOL! I know we shouldn't make fun of disasters but...once upon a time, at the BP offices...[Video]

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jueves, 17 de junio de 2010

Orangiboob...


Orangiboob...that's what this has been for FIFA, no? Have they gone OTT in their efforts to shut down an illegal (yes, it's totally illegal in South Africa!) marketing "ambush"? And in so doing give the company involved 10, 20, 100 times more publicity that it expected? And in NO way or form am I intending to advertise Oranjeboom Ooops, too late. Anyway, I commented on One Page In A Library Of Millions  that I had intended to post this a couple of days ago but refrained from doing so to avoid a 'football' blogpost; now I've changed my mind as the polemic grew so much with women being arrested etc (they were later released on bail). As ever, others put the situation better than I could although having superflous pictures of pretty and sexy women helps: both Paul (the One Page In A Million link...) and Hamish Hoosen Pillay on his blog Undiagnosed ADHD someone who doesn't know the internet is public: "Bikini clad women are great distractions. I don't know what this has to do with ambush marketing." Link through image for his report on ambush marketing published a few months ago but with the following update yesterday:
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"Edit: June 16, 2010 I have noted the oranged dresses incident and although FIFA might claim ambush marketing by Bavaria Beer, what these enforces fail to understand is that now they have generated more publicity for the offending brand. Secondly these enforcers have diluted their own brand by coming down so strong on offenders. In this Bavaria Beer incident, what damage is done to Budweiser and its brand. Do people say: Those Budweiser people are enforcing their rights? Or do people realise that it is FIFA? I would seriously question the sponsorship investment value of such an event considering the damage that might be sustained by my brand as FIFA 'protects' its event.

However, what other solutions are there for FIFA?

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Quite so but the problem remains: most people are now talking about Bavaria Beer and linking to their website...no mention at all of the official beer sponsor Budweiser! See here, a perfect case in point from the BBC: discussion and various mentions for Bavaria and a link in the righthand sidebar to 'Related Internet Links'....and the very nice image (right).

Interestingly I think Google are concerned, maybe due to due to legal matters because when I searched online for a nice image I put in the search words 'ambush marketing', and got no pictures of these lovely orange semi-clad ladies. I added '2010', then 'World Cup', then 'orange', then 'Bavaria beer', then 'football' (as against Cricket world cup)...after all that STILL not a single image of this event: is it "my" Google or is the Internet that easy to manipulate?

Update: 18th, pm. Forget the link in the first image: Hamish is obviously a misery guts that doesn't want people reading his blog. haha

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domingo, 13 de junio de 2010

Orchidelirium oversight...


A council has admitted accidentally mowing down one of Britain's rarest orchids - for the third year running. [Link] Smuggling, a multi-billion pound black market, provoking lust, prison sentences, intense rivalry, urinating on others' specimens, round the clock police protection, massacres, a sexual nature, extinction: all relevant in the murky yet illuminated world of...testicles...or should I say orchids, from the Greek órkhis meaning 'testicle' (some orchids have two tuberous roots and ...well, you know what the ancient Greeks were like). Orchids are never far from the news, Last month we were told of police protection for one specimen and another has been in the news this week after, as I mention above, one of the UK's rarest orchids was mown down AGAIN. Plantlife’s Species Recovery Officer was NOT impressed. Beware you council contractors: you'll be first on their list when the day of reckoning comes: "...they're watching you, planning their take-over, waiting for the opportune moment...". I mean just look at the one in the "this week" link, it's laughing at us!

The Orchidelirium of the title isn't a joke, it was the name given to a specific period in Victorian times extending into the 20th century when there was a 'flower madness' provoked by orchids. Amongst other 'suspicious' tales this classic:
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"In 1901, eight orchid hunters went to look for rare orchids in the Philippines. One of the hunters was eaten by a tiger, another had oil spilled on him and was burned alive, and five others vanished completely. The man who survived the ordeal collected 7,000 orchid specimens" [Wiki, click on image]
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'What are you looking at me like that for?' said the only survivor...OK, I just made that up.

IMHO I believe that part of the wild orchids' allure, apart from wierd and wonderful shapes and colours, is a scent/aroma, some more obvious than others (e.g. vanilla) that affect us poor humans in ways we can't, or don't want to, control. For those interested there is mountains of information on this 2nd largest of plant families on earth that are also scarily adaptable and the most rapidly changing group (genetically speaking). The Orchid Review is 117 years old so it must be an interesting - and ongoing - obsession.

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Overton's opening...


And it's out this week: the long-awaited novel by Glenn Beck. It's an interesting title: 'The Overton Window'; this is the name given to a political theory, and I may be wrong but I think it is "of the left"; it's not a particularly startling nor complicated theory (as the in-depth diagram to the left shows you: click on image to get "An Introduction to the Overton Window of Political Possibility"). It describes a 'window', the limits of which are the range of reactions that the public may have to any particular policy idea. The theory being the window moves either left or right (despite being up and down in that diagram) and can grow or shrink depending on the influence of politicians, lawmakers, opinion formers, public etc.

The up/down refers to any policy or 'collection of public policies' that "can be arranged in order from more free to less free (or alternatively, from less government intervention to more). To avoid comparison with the left-right political spectrum, [Overton] arranged the policies from bottom (less free) to top (more free)."

"...politicians typically don't determine what is politically acceptable; more often they react to it and validate it. Generally speaking, policy change follows political change, which itself follows social change"

So the idea of moving the window is usually from 'the sides': ideas that maybe fringe or extreme will not usually be in the window because "[Politicians] will do what they feel they can do without risking electoral defeat, given the current political environment shaped by ideas, social movements and societal sensibilities." Knowing Glenn Beck there is no doubt what the book will really be about (not a well kept secret!): conspiracy theories galore involving a drastic shift to the left; Obama (thinly disguised) will be helping the spread of Socialism - and worse - in the U.S.A. I could be wrong.

Anyway, apart from discussing how fast this book will become a Bestseller isn't the only debate raging across North America, the other (no, not Soccerball World Series [with thanks to The Sun]) but whether the strangely alluring and attractive Sarah Palin has a had a boob job or not! I think not but I'd like her to let me examine them to make sure.

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viernes, 11 de junio de 2010

Obama's oily-ocean obligation...


The horror continues and the environmental disaster will definitely worsen. Obama's obligation is to concentrate more effort on the clean-up operations. Two weeks ago they seemed to have the oil spill capped and I compared the slick to the size of Wales; since then things seem to have worsened; the Guardian reports "US government figures show twice as much oil spewing into the Gulf of Mexico than earlier estimations suggested"; the Guardian also have a handy map to compare the size of the oil spill (look at that FFS!!!). Four states are affected: Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and now Florida (I wonder if the sand at Pensacola Beach will stay white). As I mentioned back then, the opinion polls of Obama's handling of the situation were very poor and naturally he was on the defensive about the US government response, however, since then he has been very much on the offensive even leading many in Britain to encourage David Cameron to defend BP (he didn't...but it's nothing to do with the lawsuit against Cameron International Corporation, which supplied the blowout preventer valves for the Deepwater Horizon..btw, that's A JOKE!). If the US figures are to be believed (I say "if" only because Obama's BP bashing has been getting more marked and threatening by the day - especially re legal action to stop a dividend payment to shareholders etc - so I wouldn't put exaggerated figures beyond them: it's the 3rd time they adjusted the estimate) it means that "Deepwater Horizon is producing an Exxon Valdez-size spill every five to 13 days".

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jueves, 10 de junio de 2010

Only one 'other'...


I know I'm a bit late with the Labour Leadership contest news but it was amusing - and a relief...honestly!...to see a non male, non white, non plastic, non sound-bite driven, non twat (yes, yes I see the irony) type of person who also happens to be a 12 or 13 years older than the next oldest rival. Diane Abbot was Britain's first black woman MP and now has over 23 years at Westminster, in this year's election she increased her majority for Labour so she must be doing something right locally...mustn't she? The left-winger only had 11 nominations on Tuesday night, 12 hours before the deadline yesterday but in a final rush/push/fiddle she got the 33 needed to be part of the leadership election. Nothing suspicious about that, nothing at all...at all. The Labour leadership debates are going to be a lot more interesting because of her presence. Why are you laughing? I'm not joking!

Update: "Miss Piggy and The Muppets" as one comment HERE puts it. Hehehe...

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miércoles, 9 de junio de 2010

One observation of ousted ogre...


It seems my previous post isn't the only blog wondering where Brown is: Iain Martin on his WSJ blog has a humourous take on the glaringly obvious absentee. Iain also links to Kevin Maguire at the Mirror who report a sighting but his 'upbeat' prose seems to be trying rather desperately to excuse Brown's absence but just makes it all the more noticeable.

Update...just edited the title!

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lunes, 7 de junio de 2010

Out of order III...


LOL! Unbelievable...(I say that a lot, I know) Guess what Gordon the lying, cowardly, pathetic, bitter and twisted twat did? You know, Gordon Brown, the guy that hasn't been seen since he resigned, not even at the State Opening of Parliament, which when you think about it is really out of order; an incredibly poor decision - but typical of the man. Apparently, one of Brown's last few official actions was to organise a 22.5% PAY CUT for Cameron..."but this was done with such stealth that no formal announcement was ever made."

"This was pure Gordon," harrumphs my man in Whitehall. "Quite prepared to make the big sacrifices – so long as it wasn't him who actually had to make them."


Hat-tip: Guido

In another interesting tale of Labour woes this weekend Dizzy shows us the absolute stupidity of whomever it is tweeting the "Tweet4Labour" hash: they are "adamant that because the BBC report was published today it must be referring to spending since the Government was formed." despite the report being from 2007. Fuckwits.

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viernes, 4 de junio de 2010

Osorio's offering...


The Venezuelan "Minister for Food" (Jeez, that sounds so bad) Félix Osorio, has denied that between 20 and 30,000 tons of food has decomposed - still in their 1000+ shipping containers - whilst stuck in a ministry-made bureaucratic limbo [El Nacional]. Osorio claimed that the bad press was media manipulation, adding that "it is false that 30,000 tonnes are damaged" because, for example, "there is sugar there and sugar doesn't damage". Hilarious, Hugo the goon surrounds himself with similar goons: first, Osorio unwittingly admits that loads of food was damaged and second, sugar can easily be ruined: too much heat, too much moisture, broken packaging, bug or vermin infestation...well you get the idea. The idea of the Ministry of Food is to help reduce malnutrition and poverty; of course this is a noble aim but as ANYONE knows - in ANY country - that as soon as the government gets involved all efficiency and value for money goes out the window; Venezuela is no exception as has been proved so many times by the clown and his posse...but food supply? Come on, this is serious. Osorio proudly announced that "We have secured the first month's supply". [Prensa Latina] Food riots anyone?

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miércoles, 2 de junio de 2010

Orwellian offspring...


Will these schoolboys ever live down the fame infamy? "A SHOPKEEPER has been fined £53 for selling pornographic magazines on the bottom shelf of his store after a tip-off by schoolchildren." [Link].

Now, forgetting the ridiculous sum of the fine, and the fact that apparently the shopkeeper, Saeed Ahmed, is the first person in ten years to be prosecuted under this Act, what the hell has happened to the yoof in the UK? Anna Raccoon is right, it seems "An Alien Species": what would any 'normal' self-respecting, red-blooded schoolboy do when faced with a pile of sex magazines within the reach of their young, deft fingers?

"These boys hot footed it straight to Fife to the offices of the 'Front Page Campaign' where they reported that the shop keeper was currently failing to keep these titles on the top shelf contrary to the Indecent Displays (Control) Act 1981. They knew their rights."

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