Orbix operation...

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Wehay! The Independent reports: "firm, young-looking breasts that keep their shape over time". OK, I'm well behind with the news from Orbix Medical, the company that have developed a new plastic surgery procedure that promises to deliver "firm, young-looking breasts that keep their shape over time" by implanting bra-shaped 'silicone slings' underneath the skin. Taking only 45 minutes it has been approved in the EU: the operation involves the insertion of "silicon cups underneath the breast tissue and anchoring them to the bones of the rib cage with titanium screws".

'The Orbix Breast Support System eliminates breast re-sagging and minimizes scarring following breast procedures, keeping the shape and position of the breast and nipple years after the procedure.'

No offence to this good surgical advance (with medially sound reasons for it) but I'm starting to think that maybe a future blog-post will be 'Oversexed Oldies' with horny old nip-'n-tucked men high on Viagra [remember] servicing their biddy wives - with new firm breasts and each with their own personalised and aesthetically enhanced and tightened vagina - shagging behind the bowling shed.

Orbix operation...

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Wehay! The Independent reports: "firm, young-looking breasts that keep their shape over time". OK, I'm well behind with the news from Orbix Medical, the company that have developed a new plastic surgery procedure that promises to deliver "firm, young-looking breasts that keep their shape over time" by implanting bra-shaped 'silicone slings' underneath the skin. Taking only 45 minutes it has been approved in the EU: the operation involves the insertion of "silicon cups underneath the breast tissue and anchoring them to the bones of the rib cage with titanium screws".

'The Orbix Breast Support System eliminates breast re-sagging and minimizes scarring following breast procedures, keeping the shape and position of the breast and nipple years after the procedure.'

No offence to this good surgical advance (with medially sound reasons for it) but I'm starting to think that maybe a future blog-post will be 'Oversexed Oldies' with horny old nip-'n-tucked men high on Viagra [remember] servicing their biddy wives - with new firm breasts and each with their own personalised and aesthetically enhanced and tightened vagina - shagging behind the bowling shed.

Oh-Oh Oreo...

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"Milk's favorite cookie" [sic] has gone into defence mode. Oreo is apparently the world's 'most beloved cookie' (although a few years ago we in the UK weren't convinced) with 'a staggering $1.5billion in global revenues'. Last month the brand celebrated its 100th birthday. Kraft, the company that now owns Nabisco (the firm which produces Oreos), naturally released 'limited editions' with different fillings and specific adverts. They've had a lot of good classic advertising (example left) playing on the two Os but the latest - in a different style - had led to some controversy; Kraft has "swiftly moved into damage limitation mode":  “Our understanding is that they [not Kraft, an independent ad company] created it for use at an isolated advertising awards forum in Korea ...It was never intended for consumer advertising or public distribution” [Inquisitr]. The above 1951 ad with a woman is a far (baby) cry from the cause of the hoohah...I think it's great, and not in a pervy way...much.



 

Oh-Oh Oreo...

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"Milk's favorite cookie" [sic] has gone into defence mode. Oreo is apparently the world's 'most beloved cookie' (although a few years ago we in the UK weren't convinced) with 'a staggering $1.5billion in global revenues'. Last month the brand celebrated its 100th birthday. Kraft, the company that now owns Nabisco (the firm which produces Oreos), naturally released 'limited editions' with different fillings and specific adverts. They've had a lot of good classic advertising (example left) playing on the two Os but the latest - in a different style - had led to some controversy; Kraft has "swiftly moved into damage limitation mode":  “Our understanding is that they [not Kraft, an independent ad company] created it for use at an isolated advertising awards forum in Korea ...It was never intended for consumer advertising or public distribution” [Inquisitr]. The above 1951 ad with a woman is a far (baby) cry from the cause of the hoohah...I think it's great, and not in a pervy way...much.