Obama's otterhound...

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Dog wars escalate! No guessing what the story relates to: "In case you missed it, the [Democratic National Committee] has spent months harping on a decades-old story about Romney putting his dog carrier on the roof of a station wagon. No one in the media seemed to think this was silly or beneath notice. Then, earlier this week, we learned of an excerpt from Obama's award-winning memoir in which he describes eating dog during his time in Indonesia. Suddenly, the left became stunned and uncertain how to proceed." [Link]. There's many more great images, jokes and videos on this.



P.S. I'm pretty sure Barrack Obama never owned an Otterhound but it's the only dog breed that springs to mind that begins with an O!

Obama's otterhound...

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Dog wars escalate! No guessing what the story relates to: "In case you missed it, the [Democratic National Committee] has spent months harping on a decades-old story about Romney putting his dog carrier on the roof of a station wagon. No one in the media seemed to think this was silly or beneath notice. Then, earlier this week, we learned of an excerpt from Obama's award-winning memoir in which he describes eating dog during his time in Indonesia. Suddenly, the left became stunned and uncertain how to proceed." [Link]. There's many more great images, jokes and videos on this.

P.S. I'm pretty sure Barrack Obama never owned an Otterhound but it's the only dog breed that springs to mind that begins with an O!

Operating order...

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Surgical Precision at Max Farquar's: "Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on:
The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’
The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is always colour-coded.’
The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
The fourth surgeon chimes in, ‘You know I like Builders. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end (!!!) and when the job takes longer than you said it would.’
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed,

‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts – the mouth and the arsehole – and they are interchangeable’."

 

Operating order...

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Surgical Precision at Max Farquar's: "Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on: The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is always colour-coded.’ The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’ The fourth surgeon chimes in, ‘You know I like Builders. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end (!!!) and when the job takes longer than you said it would.’ But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed,

‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts – the mouth and the arsehole – and they are interchangeable’."