sábado, 21 de abril de 2007
Orgasmic osculation...
Orgasmic osculation...
Slobbery kiss: This is excellent for cunnilingus and fellatio...
Scientists have found that one 'square' of milk chocolate contains almost the same amount of phenols as a glass of red wine and that plain, dark chocolate contains even higher amounts.
A spokeswoman for Cadbury added “You'd think people would be shy about kissing in a laboratory, but that wasn't the case at all. We're not talking about a quick peck here." In the name of equality, even though women are thought to be bigger 'chocoholics' than men, both sexes showed the same responses in the tests.
sábado, 27 de mayo de 2006
Oysters; orgasmic obsession...
There's a good site from Ilene Polansky, owner of Maestro S.V.P., Seafood Bistro and Oyster Bar, Montreal, Quebec; the site provided the interesting description above the poem, much more here.
Oysters are not only delicious, (OK,OK!...like Marmite...love or hate?) but they're also one of the most nutritionally well balanced of foods, containing protein, carbohydrates, lipids and many vitamins and minerals. Although they are seen as an expensive food for the rich they have a long history of being consumed by hoi polloi. Interestingly - and not widely known - are the oyster beds within the UK; the town of Whitstable in Kent is noted for oyster farming from beds on the Kentish Flats that have been used since Roman times. In the early nineteenth century, oysters were very cheap and were mainly eaten by the working classes - disease, pollution and hence non-availability were the reasons for the change in 'clientele'.
For centuries, men have believed that oysters and other shellfish are natural aphrodisiacs. But, until now, there has been little, if any, scientific evidence to support that claim. A new study, however, shows that oysters, clams, mussels and scallops all have chemical compounds that release sex hormones such as testosterone and estrogen....HOORAY!
[...Span's pervy O sidetrack: talking of hormones, oxytocin. This differs from natural sex steroid hormones, testosterone etc, that are generally synthesized from cholesterol in the gonads and adrenal glands: oxytocin is a peptide (chain of amino-acids) and is released during orgasm by both sexes...guess which one this link concentrates on... ]
Back to the research..."The findings are certainly interesting, but we still have a way to go before saying that there is scientific evidence that clams, oysters and scallops boost libido," he said....BOOO!
Only last year Anahad O'Connor, New York Times, May. 24, 2005, wrote:
"…after all these centuries, the science behind the claim remains murky. Oysters are high in zinc, and a number of studies over the years have linked zinc deficiencies to impotence and delayed sexual development. But no major study has examined whether eating an oyster has any direct impact on arousal."
But Samantha Heller, a nutritionist at New York University Medical Center, said the oyster effect might be mostly psychological."If you tell someone that something is an aphrodisiac," she said, "a lot of times they'll get aroused just thinking about it."…yep, I agree entirely Sam, but how can I avoid the embarrassment in public places?
Finally... best recipes...there are too many to mention although no dressing (steady!) or just a squeeze of juice (I said STEADY - you've been reading the oxytocin and juices link haven't you!) do it for me...there's the famous Oysters Rockerfeller from New Orleans (also in the picture) or 'Old' Orleans, Ontario's Oregano Oysters....a veritable 'O' fest!S.O.
P.S. Gavin...the Odour post is 'in progress' but I keep getting sidetracked - as you can see!
P.P.S. There is a sex toy called The Oyster...apparently. I am not going to add the link, what do you think I am! DON'T answer that! ;-)
Oysters; orgasmic obsession...
There's a good site from Ilene Polansky, owner of Maestro S.V.P., Seafood Bistro and Oyster Bar, Montreal, Quebec; the site provided the interesting description above the poem, much more here.
Oysters are not only delicious, (OK,OK!...like Marmite...love or hate?) but they're also one of the most nutritionally well balanced of foods, containing protein, carbohydrates, lipids and many vitamins and minerals. Although they are seen as an expensive food for the rich they have a long history of being consumed by hoi polloi. Interestingly - and not widely known - are the oyster beds within the UK; the town of Whitstable in Kent is noted for oyster farming from beds on the Kentish Flats that have been used since Roman times. In the early nineteenth century, oysters were very cheap and were mainly eaten by the working classes - disease, pollution and hence non-availability were the reasons for the change in 'clientele'.
For centuries, men have believed that oysters and other shellfish are natural aphrodisiacs. But, until now, there has been little, if any, scientific evidence to support that claim. A new study, however, shows that oysters, clams, mussels and scallops all have chemical compounds that release sex hormones such as testosterone and estrogen....HOORAY!
[...Span's pervy O sidetrack: talking of hormones, oxytocin. This differs from natural sex steroid hormones, testosterone etc, that are generally synthesized from cholesterol in the gonads and adrenal glands: oxytocin is a peptide (chain of amino-acids) and is released during orgasm by both sexes...guess which one this link concentrates on... ]
Back to the research..."The findings are certainly interesting, but we still have a way to go before saying that there is scientific evidence that clams, oysters and scallops boost libido," he said....BOOO!
Only last year Anahad O'Connor, New York Times, May. 24, 2005, wrote:
"…after all these centuries, the science behind the claim remains murky. Oysters are high in zinc, and a number of studies over the years have linked zinc deficiencies to impotence and delayed sexual development. But no major study has examined whether eating an oyster has any direct impact on arousal."
But Samantha Heller, a nutritionist at New York University Medical Center, said the oyster effect might be mostly psychological."If you tell someone that something is an aphrodisiac," she said, "a lot of times they'll get aroused just thinking about it."…yep, I agree entirely Sam, but how can I avoid the embarrassment in public places?
Finally... best recipes...there are too many to mention although no dressing (steady!) or just a squeeze of juice (I said STEADY - you've been reading the oxytocin and juices link haven't you!) do it for me...there's the famous Oysters Rockerfeller from New Orleans (also in the picture) or 'Old' Orleans, Ontario's Oregano Oysters....a veritable 'O' fest!S.O.
P.S. Gavin...the Odour post is 'in progress' but I keep getting sidetracked - as you can see!
P.P.S. There is a sex toy called The Oyster...apparently. I am not going to add the link, what do you think I am! DON'T answer that! ;-)
domingo, 23 de octubre de 2005
Orgasms... the second coming
Orgasms... the second coming
That’s got your interest…more below after some discussion; the image is called 'Gardening' from Marjorie Baldwin Greene...which helps explain part of what I'm getting at below.Sexologists Masters and Johnson ("Masters and Johnson on Sex and Human loving" ©1982,1985,1986) describe the female orgasm as follows: "Women often describe the sensations of an orgasm as beginning with a momentary sense of suspension, quickly followed by an intensely pleasurable feeling that usually begins at the clitoris and rapidly spreads throughout the pelvis. The physical sensations of the genitals are often described as warm, electric, or tingly, and these usually spread through the body. Finally, most women feel muscle contractions in their vagina or lower pelvis, often described as "pelvic throbbing."
This and most of the text below, plus much, much more can be read in full at the aptly named The-Clitoris.com...the final few paragraphs are my own as you may guess!
While all orgasms are organically the same, varying only in strength and length, a woman may not experience them all in the same way: how a woman experiences an orgasm during masturbation is usually totally different than how she experiences it during partner sex. In fact, women often report their most "satisfying" orgasms occur during masturbation, perhaps because they are the centre of attention, and not worrying about or distracted by a partner. A woman may experience an orgasm totally differently if her vagina is empty than when a penis or hand is inserted or she may be more aware of her vaginal contractions when her vagina has something to clamp down on!
Women experience total body orgasms, clitoral orgasms, vaginal orgasms, and uterine orgasms and there are two physical changes the body must under go if a woman is to experience orgasm. The first is "vasocongestion," the pooling of blood in the breasts and genitals. This results in the breasts and genitals becoming larger, the body feeling warm or hot to the touch, the change in color of the breasts and genitals, and vaginal lubrication. The second is "Myotonia" or "neuromuscular tension," the build up of energy in the nerve endings and muscles of the entire body.
If a woman experiences one orgasm, she can usually have many more in one session, as long as adequate stimulation continues. Some women will have one orgasm right after another, for as long as the stimulation is continued. Practice seems to make this more probable. The clitoris may be extremely sensitive after the first orgasm, requiring a very light or indirect touch and a woman may need only to slip a very slightly away from the point of orgasm before she can have another.
Most multiple orgasms, despite howling protestations from all us guys, occur during masturbation most probably because there is nothing or no one to distract a woman from her pleasure, and if a vibrator or similar 'gadget' is utilized it will not get tired, unlike a woman's own hand, or that of her partner.
If a partner wants to bring their female partner to multiple orgasms, they will probably have to forego their own pleasure; at least temporarily…this last point is probably the most important: no matter what equipment we have, both as body parts (!!!) or sex toys the most important thing is to pay as much attention as possible to our partner to try and make their pleasure greater…the thing is, and you won’t like this, is that I am convinced that male humans are ill equipped to really take women to that highest high…
Guys, listen! Don't get all 'macho' with me...No, I’m not saying ‘you’ can’t do it or that your partner doesn’t orgasm; what I’m saying is…well, what I’m trying to get at here is….err, that we need a few more hands and arms with flagellum fingers and maybe even a morphing member...the following may go some way to explain: the image at the start and this one here are from a great set of highly erotic sketches and tales from Marjorie Baldwin Greene (Marjorie's Bedtime Stories), visit the site (hosted by Tripod) and see what I mean, this one is called 'Lara in Trouble II' and there are many more sketches,like this one, in colour with related captions and stories. The site comes with a caution that should be read before going further re non appropriate content for children etc. ..orgasms
So there you have it, I’m jealous of the multi-tasking tendriled/ tentacled, polymorphous orgasm-inducing powers of a series of fictional plants, aliens and cephalopod or gastropod molluscs!
S.O. orgasm
orgasms
jueves, 20 de octubre de 2005
Orgasms...did you see this coming?

Apparently, so my ‘friends’ tell me, most women seem to have a difficult time (understatement?) reaching orgasm during intercourse; that is if they are able to orgasm at all…here we go…the most common reason for this is that they don’t know their own bodies…oh REALLY?.err...Female masturbation is unheard of??? I believe everyone should play with themselves to learn how their body reacts to different stimuli.
Orgasms can’t be forced, and things should really be taken slowly…if possible; don’t worry if this is not the case: finishing in seconds is not unheard of or even a bad thing…depending on the circumstances. Learn techniques, experiment with them and find what works best and if you start getting frustrated when you don’t see the expected results then try again, and again…and again… (Ahem): sex is supposed to be fun and enjoyable and as soon as you make it too serious the pleasure can fade.
So I’ve been told, (oh boy...) there are more than one type of orgasm a women can have: when masturbating women usually learn to get themselves off (sorry) using their clitoris and there is nothing wrong with that, in fact well done all of you (yikes…UKBBCR5LMB smilie here; apologies to those of you who haven't a clue what I mean!...you're not missing anything!) ...but this leaves the whole world of vaginal orgasms untapped. Coitus, commonly known as vaginal sex, can be one of the clumsiest ways to stimulate a woman but while it does provide an atmosphere that can be highly arousing (phew!...us guys are here for something at least!) as well as fairly erotic at times and emotionally satisfying, the actual degree of stimulation to the woman's clitoral area is nothing compared to that achieved by her own masturbation or cunnilingus…excuse me while I take a break….bag of ice please…
Incorporation of manual stimulation to the clitoris during sex is not entirely necessary if your woman has had vaginal orgasms in the past especially if you know how to hit her G spot correctly… you need to make sure you are “hitting” the G spot with each stroke and this is impossible (or very lucky!!!) if you do not ‘know’ their body…guys, the key to female ejaculation is G spot stimulation.
Of course you need to relax and enjoy yourselves, as that is the most important part: desperate and over- energetic endeavours need to be avoided...or coordinated!…the necessary pressure exerted on the woman's clitoris can be accomplished by rotating your hips... just like sad version of a bad disco jig but here the effect of rotating or rocking back and forward could have better results than those dance floor manoeuvres.
I must say I prefer the woman sitting on top, (is that laziness?) and in this case the man should lie as flat as possible but with the pelvis tilted upward and the stomach muscles tightened… or stressing the ab-flab as the case may be; hips arched upwards to improve the quality of ‘the grind’…oh dear, did I say that?... at the same time he could/ should put his hand over the woman’s heavenly mound - you know the one I mean - with his thumb on the her clitoris so while the woman is riding him he can simultaneously stimulate her clitoris.
If, on the other hand...no, not that hand...the woman is lying on her back, the man could lie almost at a right angle (rather than sprawled all over her...guys?); this can be a great position for deep penetration and exposes the clitoris for manual stimulation…this ‘double’ stimulation should/could often lead to the big O rather more quickly than expected…did I just say “big O”?...
Alternatively, if the woman lies on her back with her legs tightly together and the man, instead of being directly in line with her is at a slight diagonal and with his own legs slightly apart...for comfort (both of her legs over one shoulder or on one side of his body), he can maximize female clitoral stimulation; this is easier if the man is standing or kneeling and the woman has her legs hanging off a desk, table, sofa or bed…and it is much more fun than it sounds...oh boy is it...apparently. No links in this post but I’m sure you/ we all know better and so do not need extra input…
S.O. orgasm
orgasms
Orgasms...did you see this coming?

Apparently, so my ‘friends’ tell me, most women seem to have a difficult time (understatement?) reaching orgasm during intercourse; that is if they are able to orgasm at all…here we go…the most common reason for this is that they don’t know their own bodies…oh REALLY?.err...Female masturbation is unheard of??? I believe everyone should play with themselves to learn how their body reacts to different stimuli.
Orgasms can’t be forced, and things should really be taken slowly…if possible; don’t worry if this is not the case: finishing in seconds is not unheard of or even a bad thing…depending on the circumstances. Learn techniques, experiment with them and find what works best and if you start getting frustrated when you don’t see the expected results then try again, and again…and again… (Ahem): sex is supposed to be fun and enjoyable and as soon as you make it too serious the pleasure can fade.
So I’ve been told, (oh boy...) there are more than one type of orgasm a women can have: when masturbating women usually learn to get themselves off (sorry) using their clitoris and there is nothing wrong with that, in fact well done all of you (yikes…UKBBCR5LMB smilie here; apologies to those of you who haven't a clue what I mean!...you're not missing anything!) ...but this leaves the whole world of vaginal orgasms untapped. Coitus, commonly known as vaginal sex, can be one of the clumsiest ways to stimulate a woman but while it does provide an atmosphere that can be highly arousing (phew!...us guys are here for something at least!) as well as fairly erotic at times and emotionally satisfying, the actual degree of stimulation to the woman's clitoral area is nothing compared to that achieved by her own masturbation or cunnilingus…excuse me while I take a break….bag of ice please…
Incorporation of manual stimulation to the clitoris during sex is not entirely necessary if your woman has had vaginal orgasms in the past especially if you know how to hit her G spot correctly… you need to make sure you are “hitting” the G spot with each stroke and this is impossible (or very lucky!!!) if you do not ‘know’ their body…guys, the key to female ejaculation is G spot stimulation.
Of course you need to relax and enjoy yourselves, as that is the most important part: desperate and over- energetic endeavours need to be avoided...or coordinated!…the necessary pressure exerted on the woman's clitoris can be accomplished by rotating your hips... just like sad version of a bad disco jig but here the effect of rotating or rocking back and forward could have better results than those dance floor manoeuvres.
I must say I prefer the woman sitting on top, (is that laziness?) and in this case the man should lie as flat as possible but with the pelvis tilted upward and the stomach muscles tightened… or stressing the ab-flab as the case may be; hips arched upwards to improve the quality of ‘the grind’…oh dear, did I say that?... at the same time he could/ should put his hand over the woman’s heavenly mound - you know the one I mean - with his thumb on the her clitoris so while the woman is riding him he can simultaneously stimulate her clitoris.
If, on the other hand...no, not that hand...the woman is lying on her back, the man could lie almost at a right angle (rather than sprawled all over her...guys?); this can be a great position for deep penetration and exposes the clitoris for manual stimulation…this ‘double’ stimulation should/could often lead to the big O rather more quickly than expected…did I just say “big O”?...
Alternatively, if the woman lies on her back with her legs tightly together and the man, instead of being directly in line with her is at a slight diagonal and with his own legs slightly apart...for comfort (both of her legs over one shoulder or on one side of his body), he can maximize female clitoral stimulation; this is easier if the man is standing or kneeling and the woman has her legs hanging off a desk, table, sofa or bed…and it is much more fun than it sounds...oh boy is it...apparently. No links in this post but I’m sure you/ we all know better and so do not need extra input…
S.O. orgasm
orgasms